var sc_project=8439132; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="5ed02718"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write(""); my name is hayley and i’m a dork Tumblr (3.0; @jadeharlot)http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbd386e3ee51b4f351e1e24c9f615920/tumblr_mjs3k7FVO21rs6vy4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290605056http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290605056Sat, 25 May 2013 02:01:35 -0700my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dyinghttp://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290575595http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290575595Sat, 25 May 2013 02:00:36 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abuserr2.tumblr.com/post/21813927723/96-of-people-i-care-about-are-from-the-internet" target="_blank">abuserr2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>96% of people i care about are from the internet</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290542319http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290542319Sat, 25 May 2013 01:59:34 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angry-twinkle.tumblr.com/post/49798628743/seeing-your-character-in-other-peoples-styles" target="_blank">angry-twinkle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>seeing your character in other people’s styles</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0c7e1eaa31872aca36c7dd6f9488b1ec/tumblr_inline_mmeaisOgUp1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290539400http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51290539400Sat, 25 May 2013 01:59:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3240acb3578e6469eca0165f69d1590e/tumblr_mn74x7Mgl41ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thosebowleggedhunters.tumblr.com/post/51242185725/niknak79-home-cinema-you-are-the-future" target="_blank">thosebowleggedhunters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/51077328673/home-cinema" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Home cinema</p> </blockquote> <p>you are the future</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51288856861http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51288856861Sat, 25 May 2013 01:03:58 -0700<p>less than a week until the ava&#8217;s demon kickstarter and i lose all my money</p>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287973301http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287973301Sat, 25 May 2013 00:36:40 -0700<p><a href="http://itsvondell.tumblr.com/post/51286818843/xbox-one-charging-a-fee-if-it-thinks-your-friends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsvondell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>xbox one charging a fee if it thinks your friends are annoying-looking</p></blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287699903http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287699903Sat, 25 May 2013 00:28:25 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dampsandwich.tumblr.com/post/49906703090/houston-we-have-a-problem-im-not-an-astronaut-and" target="_blank">dampsandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287686585http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287686585Sat, 25 May 2013 00:28:00 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://condommodel.tumblr.com/post/51284225476/stop-being-cute-you-live-far-away" target="_blank">condommodel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stop being cute you live far away</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287680808http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287680808Sat, 25 May 2013 00:27:50 -0700dean<p><a href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/43014543572" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond </p></blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287575852http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287575852Sat, 25 May 2013 00:24:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1addef9398591d89980a8821b9d1dde/tumblr_mjzmfcSwzM1qhus6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287504546http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287504546Sat, 25 May 2013 00:22:39 -0700just in time<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d7ef8ead80174e89ccd97f266e5ad24/tumblr_mnbqkzZkdM1qejm2wo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7668c09bed0c8dc82a04043e7b89003b/tumblr_mnbqkzZkdM1qejm2wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b1d7475b4a35653a4b6048bff32f2e1/tumblr_mnbqkzZkdM1qejm2wo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc286e9500e0d1a5f4a65ee31d7a94fa/tumblr_mnbqkzZkdM1qejm2wo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287374976http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287374976Sat, 25 May 2013 00:18:52 -0700<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F61315160&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greendpinky.tumblr.com/post/51122394522/sound-cloud-remix-by-maskedmanta-omg-this-fits" target="_blank">greendpinky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/maskedmanta/slam-good-inc-quad-city-djs-vs" target="_blank">Sound Cloud remix by Maskedmanta</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Omg this fits so well</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287185585http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51287185585Sat, 25 May 2013 00:13:28 -0700AUDIO<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f10f2c341d25d07e49e29d5b1c6409c0/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51b33555d14e2d54fc65fb099039a637/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26bc68cad4111ba1bdf8e806cb000368/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9bdc97fea8a2d8fe879a62c1827f6d4/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5dda26b58db75c4eee09a68166fa13f/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3f4782d375d20749883adc0a56139bb/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0c4f4335f51919296c7e9e431311a3b/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8222f952cc6edc42b305e6d1822ba18f/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/136e6038050c19626e3799a748baf280/tumblr_mjwi2sTtQx1rjhn43o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <div><small><em>book things <a href="http://lancastler.tumblr.com/tagged/b-things" target="_blank">»</a> bookshops</em></small></div> </blockquote> <p><small>“What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it’s got a bookstore it knows it’s not fooling a soul.”</small></p> <p><em>― Neil Gaiman, American Gods</em></p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286808994http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286808994Sat, 25 May 2013 00:02:35 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sorryforpartybarackin.tumblr.com/post/49760637464/watches-infomercial-for-17-minutes-before" target="_blank">sorryforpartybarackin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286641931http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286641931Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:07 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttkaks.tumblr.com/post/37609781687/the-fastest-way-into-my-heart-is-concept-art-books" target="_blank">buttkaks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The fastest way into my heart is concept art books</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286392019http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286392019Fri, 24 May 2013 23:51:18 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetmessiah.tumblr.com/post/49553261957/fyi-never-tell-a-girl-hey-sweetie-how-about-a" target="_blank">internetmessiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286374961http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51286374961Fri, 24 May 2013 23:50:50 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainmoi.tumblr.com/post/50745371519/george-r-r-martin-cant-tweet-because-hes-killed" target="_blank">captainmoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters</p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285736834http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285736834Fri, 24 May 2013 23:33:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08mmhPU1z1r3usmno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285482761http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285482761Fri, 24 May 2013 23:27:36 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tvvink.tumblr.com/post/50662180818/how-can-you-be-friends-with-them-youve-never" target="_blank">tvvink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dbe1dc01135e5744d71e21231ffbbc1f/tumblr_inline_mmye11TM0O1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285355570http://jadeharlot.tumblr.com/post/51285355570Fri, 24 May 2013 23:24:27 -0700